Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Wonders of Instant

I believe this one will be an interesting post, although I can assure you that the ones that follow will be just the same if not more. The idea was brought up to my mind through a friend I had just met in the oh so many other socializing websites known to the public in general. After the second shared message he invites me to add him to an online instant messenger which I really have nothing against those since I actually use one from time to time.

My main concern is as follows: Is it not amazing how long your contact list is and you actually don't even say a hello to more than 90% of the people there, yet you carelessly keep on adding more and more making the list almost endless? I mean, why even bother adding them if you're not going to talk to them again? Because really once you add that person to your very filled contact list he will be lost into nothingness after that first chat which will be the first and probably the last you'll ever have.

There is also the people you add and later on as your conversation goes on you find that they turn out to be annoying little turds! Hence completely ignoring them next time you see them online because of course you don't want to delete them it would make your list shorter! That is like some sort of accomplishment I guess, to have that list long and thick full with people you barely know or talk to.

Another assortment of pricks who ought to be deprived of their sexual organs are those who want to use web cam only to ask you to make a live porno for them and have them jerk off for you to see. Really, what ever happened to getting to know each other and making friends online? Isn't that why IM was for in the first place? But no, now we have our oh so famous sexual predators. And again people don't delete them because that would make the list shorter.

So, I tell my friend this: "Why not resort to just simple E-mailing?" Is it not more exciting to have each other waiting for the other to message back? I believe it is! You just can't wait to get your ass down comfortably in front of your PC and search your e-mail account for that return message. It's like a little kid who has received candy and can't wait to open it, or the first time you rode a bike, or the first time you ever got laid! It really is exciting to be waiting for that kind of thing.

This leads to my other question, why have pointless instant messaging when you can have interesting, intriguing e-mail exchange? I believe it will lead to better relationships and less forgetfulness on both parties. At least you'll know what kind of interest that other person has on you and how far they are willing to take it. Also you'll always have something new to say to each other and not have those awkward long silences that Instant Messaging brings which later you will blame it on something exterior like "Sorry, my mom called me." Trust me I know, I've used it!

Excuses, excuses. They truly are a very useful mankind invention. I mean how else would we get out of very tight and/or awkward situations? They are useful indeed.

And this my friends are the many Wonders of Instant.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Reach for the Goal >>>>
















This is supposed to be an idea for a future tattoo, thanks to my lovely friend Eddy it was possible. (Thank you my faithful motherfucker) Although I thought it would be better to make it a bit smaller, enough to be seen but still as awesome. Plus it's Sonic, what else can I say? That hedgehog has got it going on! He's so, so blue and fast. (Jizz).

Anyway, this awesome idea came out of boredom of course. We were just chilling (actually dieing of an immense heat, probably over 110 degrees out about 200 in) at my house, when all of a sudden I tell Ed "hey, why don't you do me?" by this time he gives me a face of WTF? which I find surprising because our jokes and conversations are always filled with direct and indirect sexual content that if anyone actually saw us interact would definitely believe we were really having a sexual affair but that's the way we do things, that's the way we socialize, even my boyfriend is already used to it (Shake and Bake).













See the sexual content in this picture, clearly it shows. We so wanna do each other! Jajajajaja! No, not really, that's just the way we love each other.



After clearing this up for you guys, his WTF? expression immediatly changes into one of pure lust (playful of course) and we start our indirect sexual interaction which I cut short and tell him what I really want which is the subject at hand. So, I tell him that I want him to use his amazing drawing skills on me, well maybe not in those exact words but you get what I mean. While we were debating on what he was going to draw first I start looking up for tattoos on the net finding the most ridiculus, digusting, sometimes good looking tattoos. Anyway we end up coming up with this as our first work of art:

"Fear the Fandango Dragon" Eddy named it. Yes, I repeat again we were extremely bored and sweaty (jiji). As we moved on to brighter ideas seeing that this one was just for a friendly laugh Eddy decided upon drawing famous characters from our beloved video games, and so it began with this green little fellow we all love and adore and another dragon of course:And last but no least our blue amazing friend Sonic whom you already saw at the beggining.

All this leading me to the conclusion that i really want to have the furry friend tattooed on me and in the exact place an position Eddy so artistically designed and finally Reaching Our Goal >>>>>

Again thanks Ed you're the greatest!